That is just Sexy as Hell!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on May 30, 2012 by commonsenseexpress

What is SEXY?????

I was thinking about it so thought I would just make a list.  Ladies you know you do it on purpose, but to tell you the truth when you do it without thinking it is even sexier.

1.  A woman that drives a truck will cause more unintended wood then a tornado in Oklahoma!  Getting out of a big pickup or SUV in you little shorts ought to be a crime!  We are very happy it isn’t though.

2.  Pony Tails!  Oh my this one really gets to me.  A “Betty” my age in a ball cap with a pony tail pulled out the back, you might as well call the paramedics because the sudden loss of blood to my brain might just make me pass out!  Ponies in general are a wonderful thing but that combination!!!

3.  A woman wearing one of my shirts (and NOTHING else).  Whether she is going to bed in my T shirt or just got up and pulled on one of my button downs.  She will Not make it out of the bedroom!

4.  Less is SO much more!  When a woman rocks minimal makeup and owns it like a Coach purse, WOW!  The simple fact is that we love you without all the war paint, not that you don’t look great with it on!  Going with the basics and owning it is so sexy!  Maybe it is a confidence thing.

5.  This is a mix of 3 and 4 but it deserves it’s on slot on the list.  Ladies when you are putting on your make up and you are wearing a robe that just so happens to fall open a bit, or the T shirt and you stand on your tippy toes and the bottom curve of your bottom becomes barely visible.  Cancel the reservations but keep the baby sitter!!!  Dear God you either love to tease us or what us dead from a heart attack!  Whatever it is Please don’t stop doing it.  You may not be ready on time but your knuckle dragger  won’t mind.

6.  This one may or may not be a favorite for other men but for me I will admit you will get what ever you want if you ask for it when….  You are fresh out of the shower or tub and you wear your towel around your waist man style.  Sweet baby Jesus!  I don’t care that your hair is also in a towel!  Your Warn wet skin and exposed Breasts leave me defenseless.  So ask for the expensive stuff then.

 

Those are my top 6.  I am sure if I thought longer I could make it 10 but whats the point.  Those 6 are more than plenty for any man!  I know that I average about a 1000 hits a month on this blog.  I would love to hear what you my female and male readers think.  It won’t take you long fellas to add your favorites to my list.  Ladies I want to know if you understand the power you have, even when you don’t try.

 

For my Rock and Roll readers here is a Blast from the past!  I love that bandanna! Turn it UP!

For my Country readers enjoy this little diddie!!

 

Do me a favor kids spend less time talking and more time Kissing!  Have a week Bitches!!!  One more for the road!

 

H

 

 

 

Mayonnaise Jar and Two Beers Emailed to Recaps Sunday PM – Dinar Recaps

Posted in Uncategorized on May 28, 2012 by commonsenseexpress

Mayonnaise Jar &Two Beers…

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him….

When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

He then asked the students if the jar was full.

They agreed that it was..

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.

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The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls.

He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.

Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

He asked once more if the jar was full.

The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.

The students laughed…..

‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.

The golf balls are the important things—your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car..

The sand is everything else—the small stuff.

‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls….

The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children.

Spend time with your parents.

Visit with grandparents.

Take time to get medical checkups.

Take your spouse out to dinner.

Play another 18..

There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.

Take care of the golf balls first—the things that really matter.

Set your priorities.

The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented.

The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’

The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

via Mayonnaise Jar and Two Beers Emailed to Recaps Sunday PM – Dinar Recaps.

What are you scared of?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on May 20, 2012 by commonsenseexpress

I have had a very full and active life.  I have worked hard and played hard.  I have been in love and I have experienced heart break.  I have watched the birth of all 4 of my children and the joy and tears of raising them ( the raising part is still in progress ).  I have lost loved ones and friends to death and actually made a few new friends.  I lived through a divorce when at the time I had no belief that I could.  I was rescued from that emotional hurricane by a woman who could have done much better, well that’s not true, how can you improve this!  In my lifetime I have been hit by seven cars, all of them Chevy.  If GM can’ t kill you no one can!   I drive Ford’s for a reason.  I have been stabbed and shot at and managed to survive several major surgeries and hospital stays.  So my question is what are you scared of?

I am searching for things that still hold some fear for me.  With the exception of something terrible happening to my kids, I am knocking on wood now, I am having trouble.  As a young man I was afraid of being alone.  Not sitting in a room alone watching TV, but being single.  I have never really enjoyed playing the field or dating more than one person at a time.  After my divorce I swore I would never marry again and here I am 15 years married.  I don’t think that being alone holds the same fear it did when I was a young gun.  I like most people do not look forward to death, yet I don’t fear it ( side note to Chevrolet, that does not mean you can continue to try to kill me! ).  I worry about our country and what the world has in store for my kids but again that is not fear.  Zombies excite the inner killer in me not the inner wussie.  I do have a healthy fear of the black hole that is my mind.  If I spend to much time in my head things can get very dangerous.  So tell me something.  Tell me what really makes you sweat.  What makes you want to crawl in a hole and hide?  What makes you want to hide under the covers and never come out again.  That is what I want!  That is what I am looking for!

 

On a different note I have been on a kick lately of listening to sad songs.  Songs that bring out emotions besides head banging.  I tell my kids that listening to the pain of others makes me more sympathetic to their problems.  In reality it just makes me feel better about where I am at and what I am going through in my life.  Does that make me a douche bag?  I am not happy that other people are hurting I just like to remind myself that in the grand scheme of things my bullshit is just not that important.  This blog has taken a very strange turn.  I still plan on posting it but I find the lack of humor and the self introspection boring and self serving.  Tell me your favorite Sad song or your favorite scary song.  Hell tell me to shut the hell up and take a nap.  Tell me something!!!

 

I am telling you to turn this Shit up!!!

One more kids this one is for My old high school brothers and sister!

 

Respect the Mullet!

 

H

Reasonable expectations

Posted in assholes, election, Government, guns, parents, political correctness, Uncategorized, Zombies with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on May 10, 2012 by commonsenseexpress

What do you consider reasonable?  I am sure that for everybody out there the answer is different.  My definition is pretty basic, If you say you will do it, you do it.  If you tell me that you will be at my house at 0700, I will have a cup of coffee poured for you at 0659.  If that cup of coffee is cold by the time you arrive you have failed to meet my ( reasonable ) expectations. That may sound unreasonable to some and totally reasonable to others.  Here is my point.  As you get to know and understand people and how they fit into your life, you learn what they expect and you learn what you can expect from them.  In work life reasonable expectations may be very different from what you expect in your personal life.  I know it is in mine.  I could never hold the people I work with to the standards I hold my friends and some of my family to.  I am very demanding.  I am also very giving.  If you ask for my help I will give it without question.  If you need me and I am far away I will get to you as soon as possible.  It is a matter of priorities I guess and to me the people that I call friends and family are my priority.

Am I being unreasonable?  I don’t think so.  Why should I expect less from you than I am willing to give you.  You didn’t make it into my inner circle if that was the case.  I think that we as a people have let go or given up on having reasonable expectations of others.  Our elected Criminals/Politicians never meet expectations.  In fact it is to the point that we pick the worst of two evils when picking the people to run our country.  I am disgusted by the choices we have and the bullshit system that is in place to pick our potential leaders.  The electoral college is a joke!  A very bad joke on We The People.  The voting process is fixed and we all know about it.  Has anyone tried to fix it?  What very happened to one (Wo)Man one vote.  Is it really that hard in today’s electronic age to count all votes individually and let the one with the most votes win? Popular votes may not be any better but I would like to at least feel like my vote made a difference in the outcome of an election.  Hell more people might get off their asses and vote if their voices where really heard!

It appears to me that as we move closer to a world economy that world leaders want to make it a one world government. I have some ideas about that. I am drinking coffee so these ideas should fix most if not all of the world problems. First off we need to align all like minded countries. In those countries the citizens need to decide what team they are on. By this I mean African Americans need to choose Africa or America. Same goes for the Mexicans, and Muslims, and Irish, and any other group that feels the need to qualify their nationality. Once all the players are in the right countries we need to pick a playground to fight on.  Here is the catch kids, all combatants will be between the ages of 35 and 65. The kids get to sit this one out, it is grown up time.  All, and I do mean all people between those ages will gather on said playground and fight. The last person standing at the World Battle Royale  wins the right for their team/country to run the world.

Think about it. Population will be down, the youth will be around to rebuild and the wisdom of the elders will still be present to help them. This is a no loose situation. Plus all the douche bags that currently run the countries will all be dead. I pick some cranky old dishwasher from Alabama to win the battle. I could be wrong though.

That is my coffee induced plan to fix the world kids. At least I have a plan, and it doesn’t involve Zombies! I did it again. Think about the part(s) of this blog that are not my silly ramblings.  Do you accept what you get or do you expect the people in your life to give you what you give them?  It’s not always easy or pretty, but if it is all you have then I consider that reasonable.

 

This is not one of my favorite songs but it is fitting!  Turn it up! You know you like it.

And just because I can here is one more for you.  Miles Kennedy is probably one of the best Live performers out there today! Mark Tremonti isn’t half bad himself.  I love this song.

 

Have a day kids and feel free to drop me a line.

 

H

Bad Business!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on April 29, 2012 by commonsenseexpress

I love the internet and all the wonderful things it has to offer.  Unfortunately when you run into an Asshole who fails to provide the product that you order and pay for you are kinda screwed.  I would like to introduce you to one such asshole.  CCWSUPPLY.BIZ. Owner Phil Smith Located Grand ledge, Mi. 517-204-9280.  Phil apparently thinks that it is cool to offer a product for sale and collect payment for said product then not provide the product.  I personally think that Douche Bags like Phil need to be publicly beaten.  Then again I am sometimes not a nice person.  My order was a custom shoulder holster that would take 6 to 8 weeks to deliver.  At 10 weeks I called, the voice mail box was full, and I sent several emails, none have been responded to.  I called my bank and they told me that after 60 days there was nothing that they could do.  So apparently I am going to have to eat almost 200.00 dollar loss.  Well if that is the case I want 200.00 worth of Phil Smiths Ass!

 

I am also asking for your help.  Please forward any and all spam to his email address,  phil@ccwsupply.biz and if you feel like drunk calling his number please feel free.  I would also advise not doing business with this tool.  If any of you that read my blog live in the area of Grand Ledge Mi drop me a line, if he has a store front business I would like to know about it.

I ordered a beautiful leather shoulder holster from Phil.  A Ross Leather M42A Horizontal Shoulder Holster.  This is made by the fine people at Rossleather.com.  Had I been a smarter consumer I would have gone straight to the source and would be wearing my holster right now and not writing this blog about Phil and his unethical business practices.

 

To be perfectly clear on this Ross Leather makes a beautiful solid product at a reasonable price.  If you are looking for quality leather visit their site at http://www.rossleather.com.  If you do visit let them know you heard about them from this blog.  I make nothing out of this endorsement but a good product is a good product and I am trying not to be negative all the time.

 

Phil I just sent you another email.  Maybe you should answer it.  Flood his inbox for me people.  And please let him know where you heard about his site!!!  I may never get my holster but a wee bit of vengeance will be nice.

 

Have a great day folks and thanks for reading!!!

Oh yeah Turn it Up!!!

 

H

Spring has Sprung!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 29, 2012 by commonsenseexpress

With Spring arriving several months early it is time to get things in order.  We have several extra weeks to get ready for summer.  If we are ready early that gives us more time to actually have fun.

 

In a futile effort to avoid listening to all the political bullshit on TV I have been spending a lot of time in the garage refinishing furniture.  The mild weather has made this much more comfortable.  The sanders drowned out the news of Romney and Big Daddy O.  I don’t have to listen to all the horseshit about a kid killed by a neighborhood watch person, or all the rhetoric that has followed.  Please don’t get me wrong, this is a terrible event.  It makes no difference what actually lead up to his death.  A loss of such a young life is a terrible thing.  What bothers me is that the media has picked up on this story because the kid was black and the other guys is Hispanic ( I think ).   Hundreds of these types of terrible incidents happen every year in this country and nobody but the families and investigators give a shit.  Why is this one any different?  It is different because the politicians are up to something and they want to distract us.

 

This is not unlike the rolling out of ” Stop Gay Marriage ” or ” Abortion ” issues during the election battles.  My best guess is that they don’t want us thinking about the price at the pumps and the fact that Big Daddy wants to tax the energy industry more to pay for all his handouts.  A tax mind you that could destroy several large industries including the one I work in.  Now I feel the same way about my company that they/it feels about me.  That being said if the railroad industry is crippled the country is in for a world of hurt.  If you don’t work in the industry or ship your products via rail you probably never think about how your TP and Frozen Chicken gets to your local grocery store.  I can give you a small hint.  Trains!  Sure some trucks and planes help out but ultimately it falls on the shoulders of the railroads of this country.  They also happen to be very large employers of American men and women that pays a decent wage.

 

I know that the tax/new law will also affect the power and energy industries, as well as the fossil fuel industries that fuel them.  I however know nothing about those industries and have no desire to bullshit you.  I know about Cops and Trains.  I also know a little about being a dad and absolutely nothing about Women.  Lets stick with trains for now.

 

If the rail industry is crippled our country will change in a matter of weeks.  It will not take months or years it will take weeks.  The country will be isolated inside it’s own borders.   If you happen to live in the heartland you will have a much better chance of eating on a regular basis, you will however want for many of the product that are imported from other countries or from either coast of this country.  Cities and towns that are not near food sources will have a bit more trouble.  Now we will all have power issues.  More to the point lack of power issues.  No trains no coal.  No coal no electricity. No electricity, well you get the point.  It is just like the Zombie Apocalypse without the zombies.  Good thing though is that people are just as easy to kill as zombies.  Bad thing is they are for the most part much smarter than zombies.  I love the fact that yet again I got zombies into another blog!!!  Until the herd ( Humans ) is culled out people will not work together to try and rebuild things.  Enter the military.  Big Daddy will have to declare Marshall Law and the United States of America will become Obamastan.

 

It is much better that we watch the local news and remain ignorant of all the crimes and constitutional violations that are being committed in Washington.  Hey Claire McCaskil I am calling you out for being a Traitor to this Country!  Your lap dog act with Dig Daddy O is getting old and tired.  You might try doing what is right for the people and not what is right for your pocket book.

 

Man this blog was all over the place.  Let us wrap this up on a happy note.  Spring is Great and it is early!  Easter is coming up so take a minute and say Thanks to Jesus.

 

This is an Oldie but a Goodie!!!  Turn it up!

 

Have a Great Day Bitches!!!

 

H

Rules are rules

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on February 21, 2012 by commonsenseexpress

So, I am having coffee with my father in law, as I am known to do on occasion.  We venture into a topic that we seldom discuss because of our different views.  Politics.  If that is not scary enough we also toss in religion.  Just so you don’t get disappointed there is no flame out or fight at the end of this story.  We do not differ much on the religious end of this conversation.  Don is Catholic and I have been a student of the Catholic religion for going on 15 years.  Our conversation started off with the discussion of the most recent GOP debate.  The main point that got me fired up was how religious groups want to make policy.  I find that in a country that was found on separation of church and state, that organized religion still sticks their nose into politics.  It really pisses me off.  To my surprise Don laid some serious knowledge on me.  I kinda expected some mild outrage.  I got educated.  While we where talking the idea was brought up that if an organized religion or a protected group started butting into politics they should loose their tax exempt status and it should be retroactive. This is when I found out that we already have a law similar to that on the books. It appears that our elected officials are just to chickenshit to enforce it or to ask that it be enforced. Heaven forbid we anger registered voters.
I have zero problems with organizations voicing their opinion(s). That is the great thing about this country. I do however have a problem with said organizations thinking that just because they believe it I should too. I am not just talking religion here either. Groups like PETA and there ilk annoy me also. I don’t necessarily have a problem with the basic message, but I do have a problem with the way they try to force their dogma down my throat. I would live to see all of these groups get a harsh reality check! Say your piece and then butt out. If you cannot butt out you gotta pay taxes in all those untold millions of dollars. Damn Heath! You just fixed the economy. Your welcome, I like the fact that my having coffee with my wise father in law helped out countless millions of people. Maybe I should retire from the work force and concentrate on drinking coffee and solving the worlds problems.

Have a great day kids!!!

H

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